ABU NAWAS AND MONKEY
Abu Nawas was a leisurely stroll. There the crowd. Abu Nawas asked a friend who happened to meet in the middle of the road.
"There was a crowd there?" Said Abu Nawas.
"Show tour involving magic monkey."
"What do you mean by monkey magic?" Said Abu Nawas want to know.
"Monkeys can understand human language, and even more amazing is that monkey would only be subject to its owner." Comrade said Abu Nawas added.
Abu Nawas increasingly interested. She could not bear to witness the miracle of ingenuity and the giant beast.
Now Abu Nawas was in the crowd of spectators. Because so many spectators who watched the show, the owner of the monkey is proud to offer a substantial reward for anyone who could make the monkey nodded.
No wonder that many among the audience tried to forward one by one. They tried a variety of ways to make the monkey nodded, but in vain. The monkey was still shaking his head.
Looking at the persistence of the monkey Abu Nawas more curious. Until he came forward to try. After dealing with the animal's Abu Nawas asked, "Do you know who I am?" Monkey shook his head.
"Are you not afraid of me?" Said Abu Nawas again. But the monkey was still shaking his head.
"Are you afraid of your master?" Said Abu Nawas fishing. The monkey was beginning to doubt.
"If you remain silent then will I report to your master." Continued Abu Nawas began to threaten. Finally, the monkey was forced to nod.
The success of Abu Nawas make monkey nodded then he got a gift of money. What a mad monkey's owner until he beat that poor beast. Owner of the monkey was absurdly shy. The next day he wanted to atone for his defeat. This time he trained monkey nodded.
He even threatened to severely punish the monkey when it came to be lured the audience nodding mainly by Abu Nawas. No matter what the question asked.
Anticipated moments arrives. Now the audience who want to try, should be able to make the monkey shook his head. So as the day before, a lot of the audience could not compel the monkey shook his head. After no one else wants to try it,
Abu Nawas forward. He repeated the same question.
"Do you know me?" The Monkey nodded.
"Are you not afraid of me?" The monkey was still nodding.
"Are you not afraid of your master?" Reel Abu Nawas. The monkey was still nodding because animals are more afraid of his master rather than the threat of Abu Nawas.
Abu Nawas finally issued a small parcel containing the hot balsam. "Do you know what use this balm?" The monkey was still nodding.
"Well, may I rub your grip with balsam?" Monkey nodded.
Then Abu Nawas rubbing the groin of the animal. Of course monkeys were feeling a bit overheated and start to panic.
Then Abu Nawas issued a package big enough. The bundle also contains a balsam.
"Do you when this balm to rub your spent?"
Abu Nawas began to threaten. Monkeys began to fear. And apparently he had forgotten the threat of his master, so he had to shake his head as he retreated a few steps.
Abu Nawas with cunning and wits are slippery able to win the contest undermine the persistence of monkeys are considered clever.
Ah, let alone a monkey, the most intelligent human being could be swindled Abu Nawas!
GRANDMA, GIRLS, SOLDIERS, AND YOUTH"There was a crowd there?" Said Abu Nawas.
"Show tour involving magic monkey."
"What do you mean by monkey magic?" Said Abu Nawas want to know.
"Monkeys can understand human language, and even more amazing is that monkey would only be subject to its owner." Comrade said Abu Nawas added.
Abu Nawas increasingly interested. She could not bear to witness the miracle of ingenuity and the giant beast.
Now Abu Nawas was in the crowd of spectators. Because so many spectators who watched the show, the owner of the monkey is proud to offer a substantial reward for anyone who could make the monkey nodded.
No wonder that many among the audience tried to forward one by one. They tried a variety of ways to make the monkey nodded, but in vain. The monkey was still shaking his head.
Looking at the persistence of the monkey Abu Nawas more curious. Until he came forward to try. After dealing with the animal's Abu Nawas asked, "Do you know who I am?" Monkey shook his head.
"Are you not afraid of me?" Said Abu Nawas again. But the monkey was still shaking his head.
"Are you afraid of your master?" Said Abu Nawas fishing. The monkey was beginning to doubt.
"If you remain silent then will I report to your master." Continued Abu Nawas began to threaten. Finally, the monkey was forced to nod.
The success of Abu Nawas make monkey nodded then he got a gift of money. What a mad monkey's owner until he beat that poor beast. Owner of the monkey was absurdly shy. The next day he wanted to atone for his defeat. This time he trained monkey nodded.
He even threatened to severely punish the monkey when it came to be lured the audience nodding mainly by Abu Nawas. No matter what the question asked.
Anticipated moments arrives. Now the audience who want to try, should be able to make the monkey shook his head. So as the day before, a lot of the audience could not compel the monkey shook his head. After no one else wants to try it,
Abu Nawas forward. He repeated the same question.
"Do you know me?" The Monkey nodded.
"Are you not afraid of me?" The monkey was still nodding.
"Are you not afraid of your master?" Reel Abu Nawas. The monkey was still nodding because animals are more afraid of his master rather than the threat of Abu Nawas.
Abu Nawas finally issued a small parcel containing the hot balsam. "Do you know what use this balm?" The monkey was still nodding.
"Well, may I rub your grip with balsam?" Monkey nodded.
Then Abu Nawas rubbing the groin of the animal. Of course monkeys were feeling a bit overheated and start to panic.
Then Abu Nawas issued a package big enough. The bundle also contains a balsam.
"Do you when this balm to rub your spent?"
Abu Nawas began to threaten. Monkeys began to fear. And apparently he had forgotten the threat of his master, so he had to shake his head as he retreated a few steps.
Abu Nawas with cunning and wits are slippery able to win the contest undermine the persistence of monkeys are considered clever.
Ah, let alone a monkey, the most intelligent human being could be swindled Abu Nawas!
In an economy-class train sitting opposite each other four people who do not know. There was an old lady who was busy chewing betel. Beside him sat a young woman, beautiful and very
tantalizing. Before them sat a military officer with a complete outfit plus a handlebar mustache, while the soldier sitting next to a young man who looked simple and quiet impressed.
The train enters a tunnel, and the atmosphere in the carriage went dark. Suddenly the sound of a kiss which was then followed with a slap on the cheek voice.
The grandmother said to myself: "how pity virgin at my side. So the object of male abuse! "
The girl said to myself: "how pity who kissed my grandmother on my side. It must be between two men in front of this one kiss. Let me think! "
The soldier said, wiping her cheeks said to myself: "Damn ...! is kissing who, who slapped whom .. huh .. damn basic passable so I know first kiss this sexy girl "
The modest young man said to himself: "Hehehe when else can slap the army. Do not know if I kissed her own hands ... "
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FIRED BECAUSE OF HEAT
A member of a naval soldier who had just served a few days at a naval submarine, was dismissed from the unit above
allegations submarine sank with its crew. When interviewed by reporters, he pleaded not guilty. "When the ship incident
submarine was sunk, I'm even off duty, and was preparing for bed. ", said the man.
"So what then do you do before bed?" Asked the reporter.
"Yes, like the custom in the village ... I always open the window before going to bed .... because hot anyway! ", He replied casually
IS GUARANTEED TO BE MET LORD
Two astronauts from the U.S. and Russia agreed to fly to the moon
bersama2. Arriving at the Russian space says:
Russia: "he says God is above, well now we have not been
on the sky at the top, but I do not see tanda2 God exists.
Which is correct?
With the upset of the Americans said:
really you want to see God?
The Russian nodded enthusiastically.
America: Open your astronaut suit and open the door of this spacecraft, I
certainly guarantee you soon meet God.
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